Leon Rhymes

"I have

nicotine stains

on my butt

from where people

have been

blowing smoke rings

up my ass

for the biggest part

of my Life."

* * * * *

"The closer

I get to happiness

the sadder I am

to see sorrow

left behind."

* * * * *

"Every man

deserves a house

with a fireplace

and a bed,

but most of all

a downy soft pillow

upon which to lay

his weary head."

* * * * *

SAVE SEX:

"Don't rubber

the wrong way."

* * * * *

"It only hurts

to apologize

if you don't feel

the pain of sorrow."

* * * * *

"Sometimes

no conversation

is better

than none

at all."

* * * * *

"The unidentified

flying object

of bovine

origination

left mysterious

crap circles

in the fertile field

of the friendly

farmer's disbelief."

* * * * *

"A poet is one

who transcribes

thoughts

& feelings

and puts them

down

to rest on paper."

* * * * *

"Is a

dumb blonde

valedictorian

a foxymoron?"

* * * * *

Arson was suspected

for setting the brush

fire:

"If it was your son,

then you should

report him

to the police."

* * * * *

"Collectively

we have all become

victims of canned

laughter."

* * * * *

.

^ point of you

* * * * *

Monday

Tuesday

Threesday

Foursday

Fivesday

Sixdays

Sevendays

a week.

* * * * *

nine eleven:

"That was the day

the ocean rolled

back out to see

if it wanted

to come back

and pound upon

the sea shore."

"That was the

day of reckoning

for the united stakes

of Americans

to decide to believe

political pundits

and/or prepare

ourselves

for all-out

War."

* * * * *

"Peace be

to all mankind

through every

individual."

* * * * *

"A bi-sexual

rides a bi-cycle

but doesn't always

know which pedal

to push."

* * * * *

"The priest

turned thief

the dog turned

over."

* * * * *

"When I

sleep at night

I crawl into

a cozy cocoon

of mindless

antiquity...

* * * * *

...and in my

deepest solitude

I see visions."